When they’re young,
All Little Monsters learn that they are scary,
Ugly, stupid, shunned by Cupid, overweight, and hairy,
But every Monster needs to find that secret deep inside,
That transforms Dr. Jekyl into Sexy Mr. Hyde.
All my monsters are beautiful,
I love you Lady Gaga!
Monsters don’t need implants,
Or a bitchin’ monster car,
Monsters only need to love,
The monsters that they are.
Gaga, dada, jawa, peace!