[Tony Bennett]
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus
When he said the world was round

[Lady Gaga]
They all laughed when Edison recorded sound

[Tony Bennett]
They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother
When they said that man could fly

[Lady Gaga]
They told Marconi
Wireless was a phony

[Tony & Gaga]
It's the same old cry

[Tony Bennett]
They laughed at me wanted you
Said I was reaching for the moon

[Lady Gaga]
But oh, you came through
Now have to change their tune

[Tony Bennett]
They all said we never could be happy

[Lady Gaga]
They laughed at us and how!

[Tony & Gaga]
Ho, ho, ho!
Who's got the last laugh now?

[Tony Bennett]
They all laughed at Rockefeller Center

Now they're fighting to get in

[Lady Gaga]
They all laughed at Whitney and his cotton gin

[Tony Bennett]
They all laughed at Fulton and his steamboat
Hershey and his chocolate bar

[Lady Gaga]
Ford and his Lizzie
Kept the laughers busy

[Tony & Gaga]
That's how people are

[Tony Bennett]
They laughed at me wanted you
Said it would be, "Hello, Goodbye."

[Lady Gaga]
But oh, you came through
Now they're eating humble pie

[Tony & Gaga]
They all said we'd never get together

[Tony Bennett]
Darling, take a bow
Ho, ho, ho!
Who's got the last laugh?

[Lady Gaga]
Hee, hee, hee!
Let's at the past laugh

[Tony Bennett]
Ha, ha, ha!

[Tony & Gaga]
Who's got the last laugh now?"